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As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. " Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.